Guilt.HTM

Methodists feel guilty about doing bad things.

Roman Catholics feel guilty about thinking about doing bad things.

Episcopalians feel guilty about using the wrong fork for the salad.

Presbyterians feel guilty just for existing on this earth.

Jews feel guilty when their mothers are around.

Lutherans feel guilty when they think they are thinking like Roman Catholics..

Presbyterians feel guilty if they are not working at something.

Lutherans feel guilty when they are not at a church supper.

Lutherans also feel guilty about applause within the church (building).

Calvinists feel guilty that everyone else doesn't recognize their own guilt.

Unitarians feel guilty, sorta. Maybe. A little.

Agnostics aren't sure if they should feel guilty or not.

Atheists don't believe in guilt.

Baptists feel guilty for failing to prevent everyone else from doing bad things.

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